Oh also, I’m going to be on a Canadian morning show next Thursday. I hope I can somehow get that footage!

I’m nervous, tomorrow I’m doing a different point in the cerceau act for both shows. Hopefully, I do well. I just want them to be proud of me and know that I was the right choice. :P

somelaceandpaperflowers:

kurtlechan:

Handful of bunnies.

so precious :’)

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

frickyeah1990s:

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. 

“He could eat five or six pork chops.”  He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

patriarchsworld:

fauxsocks:

The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf

Behind those toys are a whole new world of “fun”.

This makes me never want to buy anything ever again

shit

tomlinsen:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”